Thanksgiving dinner was great until my little brother got arrested.

Thursday. Whatever. Too much white wine, too much gravy.

Dude, wouldn't it just rawk if we had gravy instead of blood? I'd be cutting myself all the time.

i am a sick fuck. Happy Turkey Day!

Several questions:

(I know, I'm making a lot of lists, but there's a lot I need to get out!)

Good thing I live within the law now.

1) Happy 1400th entry to me!

3) HOLY CRAP, FOOD PROCESSORS ROCK LIKE A BUNCH OF HURRICANES. Hurricanes with knives.

It's long, but good, so feel free to use it--but I get credit.

Yesterday SUCKED.

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Ah, well.

the end!

i heart pictures

Ferra:
Did you become violently jealous upon reading dollarshort this week?

Steve:
Ooooooooooh, great call on your part.

Ferra:
No joke.

Steve:
It sort of crossed the line from sweet to disgusting.

Ferra:
heh.

Ferra:
Also, Quincy is back. Did you know?

Steve:
Ohhhhhhh!

Ferra:
I hope you didn't, because I love one-upping you.

My grandfather rode a horse.

I am seriously loving this posting-photo business. Sorry dial-uppers. (losers. get broadband.)

pin-up dolly.

peek-a-boo!

(I see you)

Mussolini.

me: ow!

boy: what now? (ed. note--I've been owwing a lot lately.)

me: I just got poked in the eye!

boy: by what?

me: my finger!!

boy: *silence*

me: I am the dumbest girl alive.

better be.

entertaining.

and that's all i've got for you, folks. pain pain pain, tired tired tired.

Posted by ferragamogirl at 09:28 PM | Comments (0)

November 23, 2002

Thanks, Joe:

FAIRY TALE

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

Posted by ferragamogirl at 04:27 PM | Comments (0)

Ferra:
   mhm

Steve:
   Just click the UPLOAD button at the bottom.

Ferra:
   Create a new entry using this uploaded file?

Steve:
   Actually, you know what?

Ferra:
   OH MY GOD.

Ferra:
   This is how you post with photos??

Steve:
   Yes!

Ferra:
   WHY HAS HE NEVER SHOWN ME THIS??

Steve:
   You'd just close it.

Steve:
   Same as when you overwrite anything else locally.

Ferra:
   he has NEVER SHOWN ME THIS.

Steve:
   This is why he needs me to bother him about your new design.

Ferra:
   I am in SHOCK.

...

Okay, that's a baldfaced lie. But changes! If Steve nags enough, that is.

If you've ever wondered what I do on days when I've got nothing to do...

Ferra:
shrug. it happens all the time.

Steve:
Yeah, so I've heard.

Ferra:
I mean, at least you're not saying how shitty they are in bed.

Steve:
I suppose there are varying levels of everything.

Ferra:
See? Spreading yourself thin.

Steve:
My weblog isn't supposed to be competition for Internet girls!

Ferra:
It will be.

Steve:
Oooooooooooh.

Steve:
How provocative.

Ferra:
Enough with the sarcasm, mister does-too-many-things-at-once.

Steve:
Poor John Lee Malvo!

Ferra:
Po' widdle boy. being treated soooooo badly after KILLING THIRTEEN PEOPLE.

Steve:
The concept of "trying someone as an adult" is stupid.

Ferra:
CNN is turning into PNN--The Prison News Network.

Steve:
"Slow puncture" -- dear Lord.

Steve:
By the way, Adebisi had that idea.

Ferra:
Fine with me.

...

Ferra:
I'm having some serious sore throat.

Ferra:
But not like getting-sick sore throat.

Steve:
What kind of sore throat?

Ferra:
more like just swallowed a load sore throat.

Steve:
Some lozenges or something might help a lot with that.

Ferra:
and I should stop sucking cock at work.

Steve:
That's a good idea for many reasons.