I was feeling like a total hottie-hawwttt today until I looked in the mirror and saw how bloodshot my eyes were. My boss probably thinks I'm hungover, but I'm not this time, I swear! I spent last night watching "Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire" with my kid sister after taking her to swimming lessons! And we ate pizza! And I drank water! And then Boy and I went home and watched West Wing! And I fell asleep because these early episodes are boring! And I missed Blind Date, which has rapidly become my favorite television show to watch, because it's followed by The 5th Wheel, Elimidate and Change of Heart! That's two whole hours of god-awful tripe that makes me thankful I'm not an aspiring actress or former Miss Hawaiian Tropic! Ha! I almost typed "Hawaiian Traffic"! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Yeah, i'm feeling a little on edge.