See, Buffy would be sex-ay, too, if she'd freaking eat something. Remember way back when (three seasons ago) when she was all cute and had an ass that wouldn't quit? Those were the days.

Elvis Costello is on. Reminds me of something that no one but Blondie will get: remember how Grant Mandarino used to dress like Elvis Costello and call the Beatles "bubblegum and hippieshit"? Again, those were the days.

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Actually, those were particularly miserable days, because I'm pretty sure we started hanging around Bill/Will/Liam/Billy and his pals, it was right after Tyrone broke my poor little underage heart, and those were sad times, indeed.

In fact, Boy and I were just talking about said sad-times last night--I reminded him of just how necessary it is for the two of us to never break up, and do you want to know why?

Because when that no good stinking heart-breaking-jailbait-loving assmunch broke up with me (after mentioning that he'd been cheating on me for a while, thankssoverymuch), I didn't just have a miserable 17-year-old breakup meltdown. I sort of...um...*blush*. Oh, never mind. You don't want to know, I promise.

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Fine! I stopped functioning for a few days, on a very basic level. I stayed in my pyjamas, skipped every single class i had (including the one he'd been tutoring me for) and...stopped showering. For five days. Until Blondie came over and rescued me from myself by throwing me in the shower--and my youthful adoration for Tyrone is nothing, nothing, I tell you, compared to the love I've got for my Boy.

Heh. I believe I've revealed too much. I'm starting to sound more than a little nuts.

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Then the Psd to HTML or PSD to CSS conversion is carried out by hard coding the image to fit into HTML frames or layers

Ooh, the rain and wind are picking up, and I'm home alone. Boy had to go back in to work for something, and I'm starting to get all nervous, being here in the dark with just a candle and the light of the flatscreen keeping me company. Oh, and the webcam, of course. I think I'm off to bed for now--but rest assured there will be more embarassing revelation to come. Oh yes. There will. And there's nothing you can do to stop me, muahaahahahahaha!!

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I've had too much halloween candy.