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Happy 1300th entry.
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It's hard to decide which experience was worse:
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Driving to work, heading west on Stewart Street, we see a man in a silver Miata convertible. Top down, wind blowing in his...bald head (which isn't really part of the story, I just thought it was funny, this big bald guy in a leeeettle tiny miata) and he's digging in his ear. Gross enough, imagining all the gunk piling up under his fingernail...but then he puts his finger in his mouth and eats it. Top down! In traffic!
I am almost vomiting remembering.
The other option:
Driving home from work a few days later. I pull of the freeway and drive north on Lake City Way towards home. Stop at 15th, notice a strange apparatus in the lap of the man in the truck next to me. He pulls up a few feet. Curious, I pull up as well and shamelessly peer into his vehicle. I see a clear plastic cylindrical thing...some plastic tubing...and his fist is madly clutching at something...You can guess, right?
He was using a penis pump. In his car. In traffic.
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Why must I be the one to witness these things?
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You're still not going to get much out of me--work is busy and life is tough.
Posted by ferragamogirl at September 06, 2002 09:20 AM
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You really need to be a "hot tipper" for Last Days with some of those observations. Ask Zeke.
Posted by Nigel at September 6, 2002 09:57 PM
Hey, you looked!! LOL I'm an observer of people, however, I've yet to come across some guy using a penis pump while driving in traffic.
Too Funny!!
Posted by LillyQ at September 9, 2002 04:41 AM
look at the bright side... at least he was in his car.... and not yours.
Posted by mikey at September 9, 2002 03:24 PM
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