Several questions:

(I know, I'm making a lot of lists, but there's a lot I need to get out!)

-What's wrong with comments? Why do the "Links" and "About Me" links just lead to the index page? Where's my redesign? (I guess those are all for Boy.)

-What if the FBI used criminals to their advantage and added a...a...I don't know, pay scale? to the Most Wanted list? You know, like a million bucks for the severed head of the number one guy, $900k for the entrails of the number 2 guy, and so on. Even better, let's make it this huge all-out battle between blood-thirsty criminals--make it totally legal for them to kill eachother, and the last blood-thirsty criminal left standing gets a million bucks and a new bedroom suite featuring a Sealy Posture-pedic mattress set.

Good thing I live within the law now.