1) Happy 1400th entry to me!

2) Here's the deal with the Turkey Day Schedule: Evil coworker has a friend who's a med student. He offered to make dinner for a bunch of other interns whose families live far away, but neglected the fact that he'd NEVER COOKED ANYTHING, EVER. Because Turkey Day is my favorite goddamned holiday this side of my birthday, and because I can't bear the thought of him muddling his way through it, I slapped this together over the course of three boring stupid workdays.

*Disclaimer*
That is not how I cook a turkey.
Even though I heart jellied cranberry sauce, I make my own, too. And I have NEVER made gravy from a package. I don't go so far as to toast my own breadcubes, though--I have a LIFE.
Uh...yeah, that's it.

3) HOLY CRAP, FOOD PROCESSORS ROCK LIKE A BUNCH OF HURRICANES. Hurricanes with knives.