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Thanks, Joe:
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young BUS DRIVER named JOE GOLDBERG. He was FESTIVELY FUCKING in the SLIMEY forest when he met GREEN EVIL DAVE, a run-away CUM-SCRAPER from the ERSTWHILE Queen SHANIQUA.
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JOE GOLDBERG could see that GREEN EVIL DAVE was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his HIDEOUS HUMMUS. GREEN EVIL DAVE was thankful for JOE GOLDBERG's HUMMUS, so he told JOE GOLDBERG a very RACKALICIOUS story about Queen SHANIQUA's daughter BERTHA. How her mother, the ERSTWHILE Queen SHANIQUA, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic CAMEL, because BERTHA was so CHEAP.
JOE GOLDBERG RAN. He vowed to GREEN EVIL DAVE the CUM-SCRAPER that he would save the CHEAP BERTHA. He would BLUDGEON the CAMEL, and take BERTHA far away from her eveil mother, the ERSTWHILE Queen SHANIQUA, and EMASCULATE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a TACKY TYPHOON and GREEN EVIL DAVE the CUM-SCRAPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAMEL from his story. ERSTWHILE Queen SHANIQUA GUTTED out from behind a TOILET and struck JOE GOLDBERG dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a CLAP.
THE END.
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Posted by ferragamogirl at November 23, 2002 06:10 PM